You're Fired

But this is New York City. NYPD is the most restrained police department in the entire United States of America (including the territories of Guam, Puerto Rico, the Virgin Islands and the Northern Mariana Islands.) Even probably the world!

Hooray for us!

The two cops just stood there. I composed myself (not to laugh) and yelled... “That’s it, I’ve had it with you two guys, turn in your guns...YOU’RE FIRED...go upstairs and get out of your uniforms!”

The cops immediately took my cue and sauntered off looking dejected. They were holding back their laughter and surrendered their guns to me. The cuchodroules from New Jersey got their second wind, righteously and proudly exited the station house. Thankfully without leaving any signs of regurgitation.

Customer satisfaction is number one at the Ninth Pct. and I aim to please!

Within minutes, two other cops brought in a robbery suspect.

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