You're Fired

I’d like it, and still have fun.


There were these two Puerto Rican cops, partners known on the police radio as “The Mexicans” (Joe and John.) Maybe it’s because they both had big mustaches? They were always spit shined with freshly pressed creased uniforms and Puerto Rican flag lapels.

Muy Hermoso! (very handsome) en Español

Their RMP (police car) shined!


The Mexicans would ride around with their thick Patrol Guides, studying for the sergeants test and asking inane and esoteric questions about cop shit from said guide. “Where is the Aided and Accident Index listed on the inventory.....” They would ask this bullshit when we all hung out in Union Square Park during a lull in the action.

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