Throw Him Away and Get a New One

Exactly the amount in our joint savings account, Angus reminded himself.

Angus was about to tell Bunbury to go to Hell when two officious looking men strode up to the table. One placed a hand on Bunbury’s shoulder.

“Felix Bunbury,” he said, “I am arresting for being in breach of a court order. Namely that you are injuncted to keep a distance of at least one mile between yourself and your spouse, Mrs Anthea Bunbury, and have failed to do so.”

Bunbury paled. “But I haven’t been anywhere near her!”

“Au contraire,” said the second man. “With our own eyes we saw her drive past this very building not two minutes ago.”

“Well, I can hardly be blamed for that.”

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