Throw Him Away and Get a New One

“And all they do is wreck marriages?”

“That’s not how they see it. As far as they’re concerned, they’re making discontented wives happy. Bringing magic back into their lives.”

“But my wife wasn’t discontented!”

“Sure she wasn’t. That’s why she threw you away and got a new one.”

It was a low blow that struck home. Angus decided to have no more to do with Felix Bunbury except to ask him one final question. “How much do they charge for their services?”

“To get rid of a husband: 20 grand. To get rid of a husband and bring in a replacement: 30 grand.”

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