Stupid Baby

She spotted the rose bush over by the house. There were always Japanese beetles on it. She wandered over and managed to catch three, summarily executing them for destruction of public property.

Out near the streets, she found a large black ant in the road. She arrested it for the crime of jaywalking, and sentenced it to death. Subsequent appeals were denied, and swift justice followed.

After the ant’s trial, she was hungry. She wandered inside and found her mother.

“What’s for lunch?”

“Peanut butter and jelly. You’ll have to make it yourself.”

Her mother was still at the computer and didn’t look up as she answered.





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