Killer Colonoscopy

“It happens,” said Whiskers.

“Maybe not this time,” said Cedric. “Look, I need to find her, immediately.  Phone records, skyping, tweeting, something.”

“Not my expertise, lad.”

“How about with a little sweetener, say a couple thousand dollars?”

“Please, mercenary I’m not.  Anything for a friend.  However, a little honey could draw in some expert flies I happen to be acquainted with.”

“That’s great,” said Cedric.  “I need it within 8 hours.”

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