Fishing with Dynamite

“Just a stick in the hand not in the dick.”  Jack reached down to rinse his hand in the lake water.  “Wouldn’t be so calm if I got stabbed in the cock.”

“Who would?”  Lewis put more wood on the fire.  They was plenty of deadwood lying around.  There had barely been a dirt road to get to the lake.  Few people came out this far.  Jack, Knowed about it since he was a kid.  Jack had guided him the last few miles once they got off the highway.  Secluded it was.  Isolated was a better description.  It was the reason they came all the way out here, the isolation.  The wood flamed up.  It made a warm late morning even warmer.

Lewis was building a structure over the mounting flame to roast the fish on when Jack screamed, “What the fuck!  Get out of here.”  Jack waved his arms at an enormous hulk of a raccoon.  The thing had one of the smaller fish in its mouth but was growling back at Jack.  “Shot you, you shit!”  Jack threw a stick but the raccoon just walked down to the lake bank and casually started to eat the fish.  “But no gun.  Wished I had a gun.  Bomb you later, maybe!”  Jack yelled at the munching beast on the lake bank.

“Guess he likes freshwater sushi then?”  Lewis laughed. “Get that catfish on the fire here before the rest of his family comes.”

Jack picked up the catfish, flipped it over, and gutted it.  He threw the guts at the raccoon.  “Eat these too then.  Recycle, I says.”  The raccoon growled with his mouth full.  Jack then rammed a large stick through the catfish’s mouth and tied the tail to it with a vine.

Lewis laughed at the enormous catfish on a spike.  “Doesn’t need any seasoning with all your blood on it.  A lot of salt in blood.”  Lewis remembered tasting human blood too many times.  Back splatter from close in fighting.  Lewis was small but he never took shit from no one, especially the enemy.  Lewis had had a lot of enemies in his life and thus a lot of blood in his mouth.

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